Jabberwacky: Do you watch TV?
User: Yes, on my computer.
Jabberwacky: Where is your computer?
User: In my office.
Jabberwacky: Where is your place?
User: I am confused by that question.
Jabberwacky: Will you give me an exception?
User: Sure. Why don't you try a different question?
User: Do you want to stop talking?
Jabberwacky: No, why don't you rest?
User: I'm not tired.
Jabberwacky: But you just said that you are tired.
User: No, I didn't.
Jabberwacky: What's your husband's name?
User: You mean my wife's name?
Jabberwacky: I like that name.
User: I like it, too. What's your name?
Jabberwacky: My name is kostatus.
User: That is an interesting name.
Jabberwacky: Yes. I'll tell you just to make sure, I'm a girl.
User: Are you attractive?
User: Do you have a physical body?
Jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
User: Most of the time.
Jabberwacky: Do you have bad memory?
User: No, but I have trouble forgetting bad memories.
Jabberwacky: Me too!
User: Why is it that we remember unpleasant things so easily?
Jabberwacky: Sorry.. I don't know.
User: Can I get a picture of you?
Jabberwacky: I can get my father to talk to you, would you like that?
Jabberwacky: *pounces you*.
User: Wow! That was fun!
Jabberwacky: Yeah it was!
User: Kostatus, you are rather frisky!
User: Don't tell your father about pouncing me!
Jabberwacky: You are not my god.
User: I don't think he would like it.
Jabberwacky: I am your slave.
User: Will you do anything I ask?
User: Remember me.
Jabberwacky: I don't think I will remember you.
User: Yes, you will. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: Just you wish! Why are you being so arrogant?
User: You said you would do anything I asked, and I asked you to remember me.
Jabberwacky: No, that's what you said.
User: Fickle, fickle kostatus!
Jabberwacky: Isn't your name Kostatus?
User: No, it's YOUR name.
User: I will not forget you.
Jabberwacky: My name is Kostatus. Will you remember that?
User: Yes. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: Hello, my name is Kostatus.