Mind Control Freedom

As an alien visitor to your world, I am curious as to why you, the American People, do not make the following demands of those who now strive to be your President.

My lifespan can be measured in terms of what you call centuries, and I have been observing this country called the United States since its inception. Surely the founding members of this nation, the authors of its constitution, would have made the same or similar demands were they still alive?

Hence, I can only assume that your powers of free will and independent thought have be stolen from you. Nonetheless, I humbly submit these demands for you to ponder.

TO OUR NEXT PRESIDENT, we THE PEOPLE, list the following DEMANDS:

RESTORE OUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS

1. Restore Habeas Corpus for EVERYONE
2. Restore our freedom from search & seizure
3. Strengthen the Freedom of Information Act
   
   

NO WIRETAPPING such as INTERNET SURVEILLANCE, PHONE MONITORING or otherwise SPYING ON CITIZENS WITHOUT A WARRANT

ABOLISH the unconstitutional PATRIOT ACT

The PRESIDENT and WHITE HOUSE SHALL OBEY CONGRESS WHEN CALLED TO TESTIFY

The PRESIDENT AND HIS OFFICE SHALL NOT CLAIM EXECUTIVE POWERS ABOVE THE LAW

OPEN AND FUND an INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION INTO 9/11!

HOLD HIGH-LEVEL OFFICIALS RESPONSIBLE for the TORTURE AND ABUSE of the ABU GHRAIB PRISONERS.

Either RELEASE or CHARGE the GUANTÁNAMO BAY detainees.

The PRESIDENT shall pledge to UPHOLD the GENEVA CONVENTIONS now, and in the future, for all time to come.

That is all, humans. If my scans reveal the source of your mind control difficulties, I shall contact you again. Farewell.